February 2010
The world should be ashamed of itself for letting Kings of Leon win so many awards.
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what do you think of that John Pasquinelli guy hookin up with you?
I think the world of it, thank you for asking : )
Altho, I wouldn’t really refer to 9 months as ‘hookin up’ ; )
Ask me anything, especially questions that make me happy like this.
January 2010
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cover this whole place with gasoline and blow the top off this whole damn place cuz I DON’T CARE
You care enough to tell me that.
Although fires are fun.
But not like that dream I had last night, where my house was on fire, and I spent the whole night in my dream just putting it out, and then I walk out of my house and this owl just knocks me to the ground and starts...
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Which sauce do you eat with your babies?
I don’t have babies.
And I never will.
Not to eat, not for pleasure, not for anything.
I think the world will be better off this way.
Just imagine little Halies running around. Then ask me a less scary question.
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so you do like me?
oh whoaaah now. Just what kind of like are we talking about here?
What would you like to know?
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how do I know if you don’t like me?
Bahaha! You just made my night : )
To be honest, I had to think about this one for a good, long while. It can’t be my looks, because apparently the looks I give people are often mistaken as intimidating.
Or so I’ve heard.
When it all comes down to it, I guess you just have to keep associating with me and feel it out...
So I came home yesterday, and mom was all like, “Hey let’s go to the store and buy a Wii-Fit!” As you may expect, this kind of thing doesn’t really happen every day, so naturally I jumped at the opportunity. Of course, this also meant having to deal with her inane chatter, “You know that if we get this you have to do it too” [thanks for the hint, ma.]...
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♫ Let’s give em something to blog about ♫ http://formspring.me/OMGSHOVEL
jpp7779:
““Nothing makes sense, nothing makes sense anymore. Nothing is right, nothing is right when you’re gone. I’m losing my breath, I’m losing my right to be wrong. I’m frightened to death, I’m frightened that I won’t be strong.”” — Nick Jonas & the Administration
This is a new low, dear. You’re quoting Nick Jonas.
WatchI say “It’s a perfectly cromulent word” all the time. Not only does nobody get the quote, but they also don’t realise it’s not a word. Except for my mother, who laughs at me and tells me to put it in my college essay to see if anyone will notice. : ) She understands.
Uhhhm.
From: Noah [my brother] Im at johns in steager [sic]. 9:30P Sat 23 Jan Haley: How the hell did you get there 9:31P Sat 23 Jan From: Noah:Whats your problem? 9:32P Sat 23 Jan Haley: No problem. I was just wondering. 9:32P Sat 23 Jan From: Noah: That id lk to bang u? 9:38P Sat Jan 23.
I don’t care, it’s perfectly logical for me to have mistaken Lil Wayne for Smashing Pumpkins at that point. Don’t look at me like that, John Paul Mark Pasquinelli! Of course, given the events that have transpired over the past…3 weeks, something like this doesn’t even cause me to raise an eyebrow. If you had told me on New Years that all this would happen in this...
Watch
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You are seriously a really really cool person. I dig the way you don’t care and what you say. You are a true original; props to you. Don’t change.
Well this isn’t really a question…But thank you. That’s actually a really nice thing to say. I don’t get stuff like that too often..or at all..lol.
Ask me anything, but please put it in the...
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Because you have nothing better to do right now. http://formspring.me/OMGSHOVEL And neither do I.
My Godmother is really fantastic. Really, I just never know what she’ll pop up and do next. It started when I was like 3 and she was working for the Discovery Channel and had me test all these really fun computer games for my B&W Macintosh that became like staples of my childhood [if anyone knows what Professor Iris is, 50 pts to you : D]. And as you can see, I haven’t been...
Well, that certainly was a week, wasn’t it. It’s as if God just went: “Ooh, I got it. Let’s make it so NOTHING makes sense this week.” And really, it just didn’t. I lie to my mother and probably got caught, so she buys me an amp energy drink and a WiiFit. I take a test and dont know a single thing, so I hand in a blank sheet of paper. I suddenly land in...
Watch~ Miguelito ~ This segment of ¡Noticierio Tres! written, directed, starring, and most likely choreographed by Michael DeBonfioli. 2007-2008.
Throughout my life, I’ve been taught by my church that people who commit suicide do not go to heaven. Now I know that they’re wrong. I know without a doubt in my heart that Michael is in heaven right now, watching over all of us. It is such a hurt for him to have left us, but with it is the relief that where he is, he is happier than he could ever be here. It’s just so sad for...
R.I.P. Michael DeBonfioli
I never had anyone close to me in my life die before. But I knew that whenever it happened, there would be two things about it:
1. It would be really big.
2. I wouldn’t be able to deal with it. I was right. I am having a very hard time handling this. When I walk around my house, I see where he was only ten days ago. My thoughts constantly are returning to just yesterday, when we spent...
A Rant About Someone None of You Know.
Amazingly enough, there are some people in the world that I just do not like, for one reason or another [but there’s always a reason]. We’ll call these people, my enemies. The number of my enemies throughout my life continually grows and shrinks, as I meet new people who are idiots, or old ones become irrelevant or disappear or I just simply give up caring. However, there has of late...
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Get a ring put on it?
Dude Iunno whether it’s because I share a bathroom with two pubescent boys, but I have to clean it and it takes a total of 2 days for that ring to come back around the tub. I am so sick of it. [I mean, if I liked it then I wouldn’t mind the ring on it. But I DON’T.]
Ask me anything, all you single ladies.
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Vultures or Raptors?
Well…hm. I do like snakes. I like to bite things, like my nails. But, vultures are pretty darned awesome. But they’re really lazy because they wait for someone to kill their food for them. I’munna hafta go with raptors on this one.
Ask me anything. And if I don’t understand the question, I’ll turn it into something...
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if i were to say well…let’ts just say i were toask you a question a oout mahybe simethingabiout your libidom wouod youmarry me/
Wow. That is just about the most incorrectly typed post I’ve ever seen. I don’t know if you would survive being married to me.
Ask me anything. But not really anything. Make it good.
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Viva la…?
Revolucíon. Because we all know I’m a communist at heart… [other possible answers: Vida; vida loca; lingua Inglés]
Ask me anything. Anything meaning, type something and I will respond in a witty, yet charming manner.
Bandwagon: Jumped. →
*Disclaimer: This blog in no way refers to anyone that I may know or come in contact with. This is a purely speculative blog.* There’s a lot of things in the world that I’ll never understand.
Like Kindergarten Cop. Or why I smell bad right now. Or how people make such stupid decisions every day and see nothing wrong with them. You could be doing something stupid right now and not...
So I’ve noticed that whenever I get a drink from Wendy’s it’s like the taste of the cup seeps into the drink so it tastes totally nasty. That concludes my blog for today.
WatchI found this while spring cleaning my computer.
There’s probably only one person who will see this and know what it is.
But I thought it relevant anyway : )
I just don’t know what to do with myself today. It’s as if I have no attention span for anything whatsoever. But I’m not hyperactive. First, I decided to—hmm. Ok so I don’t remember what I did for the three hours after coming home. But I do know what’s happened in the last hour or so. So I was looking at a bunch of video clips. Then I tried to post a hulu vid...
“Elisha Is Jeered
23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking...”
– 2 Kings 2:23-25 (New International Version)
So I was going to write something about like my school woes, and how it sucks, and how I hate my first period teacher, but then I thought no. Everyone probably blogs about school, and noone wants to read about that because it’s boring, and blogs aren’t for whining.
I don’t know whether it makes me good or just mentally insane that I can win an argument with myself using my...
WatchSorry to be creeping on your little blog thing SNow, but your title reminded me of this scene.
I know I’m not exactly a fat Chinese girl, but I think it still works.
Look. I know I’m a mature, sophisticated girl-woman that doesn’t need to get bent out of shape about petty things such as this.
But for God’s sake, let me sit at the d*** grownups table now!!
This is the third family party I’ve been to where I’ve been relegated to the kids’ table, and let me say, the chatting with 8-year-olds, absence of knives on the place...
“Once upon a time there was a Haley. She ruled the sea. Sea horses called her...”
– JPMP
I wrote one anyway.
I have nothing relevant to say.
Not that anything I say here is very relevant to begin with.
I’m just at a loss, really. Waiting till midnite so I can snipe tomorrow’s postsecrets.
Although I will admit, it is kinda lame when your parents are out later than you. But I’ll take it this time. I’m beat. These last two days totally knocked me out. And now I’ve got...
Yes, I’m going to write a d*** blog right now. Loser.
So I’m running on…3 hours of sleep. Coffee tastes nasty so I won’t drink it. So I’m pretty much down for the count today. Luckily, someone else is here to suffer with me [altho he enjoys coffee. eurgh.] Except he seems to have feelings for my dog now. And I quote: “I’m really sorry Haley, but if your...